Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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