I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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