I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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