there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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