Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i now understand why vodka
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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