Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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