Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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