well I can't set my house on fire every night
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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