I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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