he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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