drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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