are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
