Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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