She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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