OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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