so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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