***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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