once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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