We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That's intense
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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