we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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