butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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