so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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