He asked me if I "almost moaned"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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