It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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