Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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