Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize