Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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