they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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