I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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