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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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