It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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