I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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