I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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