the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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