Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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