Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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