I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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