if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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