i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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