Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
