Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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