i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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