i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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