a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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