Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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