question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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