Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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