Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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