I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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