Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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