I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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