Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
