How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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