So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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