it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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