YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
being pregnant is like rehab
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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