the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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